Rockwood's Finest Rappers
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COCAINE, PUSSY & TRUCK DRIVING!
Long Haul Louie has been driving semi trucks since his mom gave birth to him beside a 18 wheeler. While traveling Americas highways, Louie uses his spare time writing rap songs and hanging out with lot lizards. He's always on the move and hard to catch up with. He hopes to make it big one day so he can star in action movies like his hero Bruce Willis.
CRYPTO TRADER TURNED FEMALE ICON?
Icky Ricky is known for selling flashy crypto trading courses online. His alter ego, "Icky Ricky" was born when he turned to music to find a meaningful purpose. He often uses song writing to express his dirtiest thoughts and beliefs. Ricky's songs are often sexualized, over the top, and uncomfortable. His social media boasts a lifestyle of sports cars and woman, but he's been spotted working nightshifts at Amazon on an electric scooter. Ricky sometimes identifies as a female (she/her) to better connect with her female followers, but medical records confirm that she has a penis.
DRUGS & JESUS, AMEN!
Chase Combs is a wildcard raised by his drug addicted father. He loves to indulge in trendy drugs and leverages a belief in Jesus to manipulate others into thinking his intentions are always good. When he's not sleeping on someone's couch, he's eating someone's food to fuel his big dick energy. Doctors recently confirmed he's mentally unstable, but his manic energy makes him magnetic and hard to hate. He's not a Rockwood native, but moved here in search of his biological mother.
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